Like you couldn't have waited 3 more weeks...jeez

by Will Bunch | Columnist

Published Dec. 30, 2008, 7:53 p.m. ET

For me, today was the day that all Americans fear. My AARP card showed up in the mail. Like, they couldn't have waited for the actual day. For the record, I'm about 30 years away from my planned retirement, although probably a couple of weeks from my forced retirement.

The music of Blue Oyster Cult is speaking to me with more cowbell than ever: