Tattle | JonBenet's dad & Natalee Holloway's mom

TATTLE CAN'T decide if this is the logical result of two hurt adults with similar woes getting to know one another or if it's just creepy, but Fox News reports

John Ramsey

, 63, and

Beth Holloway Twitty

, 46, are a couple.

Ramsey is the widowed father of the slain JonBenet Ramsey and Twitty is the divorced mother of the long-missing teen Natalee Holloway.

According to Fox News, the pair met at a fundraiser last summer and have been romantically involved since January.

Say what?

A little bleeping common sense came out of a federal appeals court yesterday as it found that a new FCC policy penalizing accidentally aired curse words was invalid, saying it was "arbitrary and capricious" and might not survive First Amendment scrutiny.

But the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals didn't outlaw the policy outright. It returned the case to the FCC to let the agency provide a "reasoned analysis" for its new approach to indecency and profanity.

Broadcasters had asked the appeals court last year to invalidate the FCC's conclusion that profanity-laced broadcasts on four shows were indecent.

Included in the arguments were references to a January 2003 broadcast of the Golden Globes when U2 lead singer Bono uttered the phrase "f--- brilliant." A year later, the FCC said the "F-word" in any context "inherently has a sexual connotation" and can be subject to enforcement action.

In a majority opinion, Judge Rosemary Pooler wrote that all speech covered by the FCC's indecency policy is protected by the First Amendment.

"With that backdrop in mind, we question whether the FCC's indecency test can survive First Amendment scrutiny," the appeals court said. "For instance, we are sympathetic to the networks' contention that the FCC's indecency test is undefined, indiscernible, inconsistent, and consequently, unconstitutionally vague."

Does this mean that government bodies will have to have policies that are defined, discernible, consistent and constitutional? Whoa!

Game called on account of gun

The L.A. D.A. may not play for the Lakers, but he's got Game.

Based on an incident during a Feb. 24 pickup hoops contest in L.A., The Game (aka Jayceon Terrell Taylor) has been charged with making a criminal threat and with possession of a firearm in a school zone.

So reports TMZ.com, which can re-deploy resources now that Paris is tucked away in jail.

According to the TMZ story, the rapper and another player got into it like Rasheed Wallace and (insert any NBA ref name here) with The Game allegedly punching the man. After that, police say, The Game pulled a gun from his red Escalade and threatened a real foul.

He is also charged with having a gun in the presence of an officer.

Arraignment is today on all three felonies. If convicted, The Game's prison stay is going to make Paris' seem like a New York minute.

Tattbits

* Anthony LaPaglia ("Without a

Trace") and Russell Crowe ("Gladiator") are in preliminary talks to build a 25,000-seat sports stadium in Sydney.

LaPaglia is a director and shareholder of a Sydney soccer team. Crowe is co-owner of a Sydney rugby team.

"We're still trying [to work out] how to do it exactly, but there's a bunch of e-mails flying backwards and forth," LaPaglia said.

* Mike Tyson wants to try some-

thing new.

Acting.

In Bollywood.

Tyson said the energy on the sets of a music video he recently shot got him thinking about it, the Times of India reported.

* TMZ.com reports that Shemar

Moore ("Criminal Minds") was arrested early Friday in L.A. on suspicion of DUI.

The former "Young and the Restless" star was reportedly pulled over for speeding near Santa Monica Boulevard at 1:30 a.m. At that point, police thought Moore "displayed signs of alcohol impairment." He was arrested, given a breath test and booked.

Bail was $5,000.

* The Hollywood Reporter says

Kevin Bacon has joined the movie cast of "Frost/Nixon," adapted from the hit play by Peter Morgan. Ron Howard is directing.

Bacon will play the ex-President Nixon's chief of staff, Jack Brennan. Frank Langella is Nixon. Michael Sheen is British TV interviewer David Frost. Both are reprising their Broadway roles.

* Cheers to the Zimmers, and to the

British Top 40 music chart, still diverse enough to welcome the Zimmers to its ranks.

The Zimmers' take on The Who's "My Generation," recorded for a BBC documentary to help combat the victim status of the elderly, is unique because the average age of the 40-member group is 78 - just like the old vinyl discs the Zimmers are old enough to remember. Lead singer Alf Carreta is 90. Buster Martin, the oldest Zimmer, is 100.

* The winged roadster that starred

in the film "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" sold at auction for $505,000 to a Florida collector.

Ralph Spencer of Jacksonville, bought the car Saturday. He already owns a 1966 Batmobile.

"I've always liked this car," Spencer said.

Half-a-million bucks for "like"? *

Daily News wire services contributed to this report.

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