Sideshow | Just how low can Lilo go?

As if the freak show that was once her private life weren't awful enough,

Lindsay Lohan

has been hit with a whopper of an insult to add to her many injuries: Her weirdo turn in the thriller

I Know Who Killed Me

was named by fans as 2007's worst performance by an actress. Lohan received 58 percent of the votes in the online poll by AOL's Web site Moviefone, which drew more than 3.8 mil votes.

(At least she's best at being worst.)

But LiLo, whose partying-related shenanigans made news all last year, didn't get off the hook that easily:

Georgia Rule

, in which she starred with

Jane Fonda

and

Felicity Huffman

, was voted the year's second worst movie.

Actor and comedian

Eddie Murphy

also received a double honor: He was voted the worst male actor of the year for his triple role in

Norbit

, which landed atop the list of the year's worst films.Beware, Janet's singing

Janet Jackson

, who's out promoting her new music vid

Feedback

- in preparation for properly promoting her new record, which is due out in February - says her tunes are divine aphrodisiacs that can cure all forms of infertility and numerous sexual disorders.

Well, she didn't exactly say any of that. In an interview with TV show

Extra

due to air last night, Janet says her fans respond to her songs in very intimate ways.

"You don't know how many people come up to me and say, 'This child was conceived listening to you,' " Janet, 42, said.

Asked what she likes about her music, Michael's apparently more stable sis said, "it makes me want to dance and that's the nice thing. . . . I love listening to music that makes me want to get up and move."

Eddie Murphy

and his lover,

Tracey Edmonds

, came together (and ostensibly before God) on New Year's Day to pledge allegiance and unconditional love to each other.

The couple, whose wedding date has been the subject of wild speculation for months, became engaged in July.

They tied the knot Tuesday on a luxurious private island just off Bora Bora in French Polynesia. (Not to be confused with the luxurious caves of Afghanistan's mountain resort of Tora Bora, a favorite spot for vacationing evildoers from al Qaeda.)

Eddie and Tracey come to each other bearing gifts: Film producer Edmonds, 40, has two sons from her 13-year marriage to

Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds

, says People.com. And Eddie, 46, had five kids with

Nicole Mitchell Murphy

, his wife of 13 years who filed for divorce in '05. He also has a girl with

Spice Girls

star

Melanie Brown

.

TMZ.com reports that blues singer and songwriter

Syl Johnson

(born

Sylvester Thompson

) has filed a copyright infringement suit against

Michael Jackson

,

Will Smith

,

Tupac Shakur

and various producers and record companies, claiming that they stole his famed 1967 single "Different Strokes" without paying any copyright fees. (Johnson's song is totally different from the theme song to the TV show

Diff'rent Strokes

.)

Johnson, 71, who played with

Junior Wells

and

Howlin' Wolf

in the late '50s, says songs that steal from his tune include "Blood on the Dance Floor" by Jackson, Will Smith's "Who Stole the D.J.," and "Peep Game" by the late Tupac. The suit, which was filed in U.S. District Court in Chicago, seeks unspecified damages.

The parties involved who can comment have yet to comment.

Is Borat ready for the big time?

Is he ready for Hollywood's big boys?

Steven Spielberg

sure thinks so.

The mega-size Tinseltown demigod has given Borat's maker, Brit performer

Sacha Baron Cohen

, a serious role in his picture about the riotous 1968 Democratic Party convention,

The Trial of the Chicago Seven

.

London's Sunday Times says Cohen, who was offered $6 mil for the part, will play caustic social satirist and political activist

Abbie Hoffman

.

Hoffman, who founded the Yippies, was one of seven activists charged with inciting a riot during the convention.

He was later diagnosed as suffering from bipolar mood disorder and committed suicide in 1989 at the age of 52.

British thespian

Daniel Radcliffe

of

Harry Potter

fame is forging ahead with his grown-up career, having nabbed a part in

Journey

, a biopic about photographer

Dan Eldon

, who was stoned to death while shooting the civil war in Somalia. Tabloid wire service WENN reports that Daniel won the part - in a most studly way - over

Heath Ledger

and

Orlando Bloom

.

Maybe it's the moon.

First

Paris Hilton

was spotted partying hot 'n' heavy with

Britney Spear

's ex,

Kevin Federline

.

Now comes news that the nation's third favorite Troubled Girlie Girl Hellion,

Lindsay Lohan

reportedly spent her weekend canoodling with not one, not two, but three young men - namely an Italian waiter, an Italian actor and the son of an Italian singer.

"Saucy wildchild

Lindsay Lohan

snogs a trio of hunks," shouts London's infamous tabloid The Sun, in a report also picked up by the New York Post.

LiLo, 21, who was in Capri for a film fest, went through the trio in this order: First up was waiter

Alessandro Di Nunzio

(they were seen "smooching," says The Sun), then actor

Eduardo Costa

("locking lips"). For a graceful finish, LiLo went for "long-haired actor"

Dario Faiella

("kissing"), the son of Italian music legend

Peppino Di Capri

. (Did LiLo do anything even remotely R-rated? No word. Nothing. Zip.)

Yeah, that's really very naughty, kissing.

Well, as for Britney, OK! mag reports (via the New York Post) that she is currently dating

Adnan Ghalib

, a no-doubt brilliant photographer who happens to make his money as . . . a paparazzo. Fact. He's one of a pack of photogs who follow Brit around all day.

So, did she fall for him because of how gently he staked out everywhere she went? Or did she ram his car after chasing him on the freeway? (Who knows? Who cares! It's fun to speculate.)