Sideshow: 'Sharknado 2' to out-ridiculous 'Sharknado'!

Anthony Ferrante, director of awful, hilarious Sharknado, says Sharknado 2: The Second One (slogan: "Shark Happens!") will be even more ludicrous. Impossible! Ian Ziering and Tara Reid are back as Fin and April. New are Vivica A. Fox and Mark McGrath. Cameos include Kelly Osbourne, Judd Hirsch, Andy Dick.

Thursday, elevator-shoed Kiss will be among inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In his memoir Face the Music, former bandmate Paul Stanley claims guitarist Ace Frehley and drummer Peter Criss were big-mouth anti-Semites. Must've made for fun times: Stanley and front guy Gene Simmons are Jewish. Criss is now out there denying the charges.

Does it seem like racial stuff is in the air? Jay Z went to a Nets game sporting a massive medallion from Five Percent Nation, a Nation of Islam splinter group with controversial ideas about white people and black people. And weird-lookin' "Human Barbie," Valeria Lukyanova, laments: "Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that."

Miley Cyrus, touring, flu-ridden, missed one concert but is soldiering on. . . . Andrew Dice Clay has filed for divorce from third wife Valerie Silverstein. . . . Ivan Reitman, director of the first two Ghostbusters movies, says No. 3 is going gangbusters . . . Golf Digest mag (slogan: "Think Young/Play Hard") startled the links world with its cheesy, cheesecakey May cover with Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky, in a sports bra. Her golf connection? Her fiance is PGA golfer Dustin Johnson. Check out photographer Cy Cyr's spoof, with eight guy pals of his: http://huff.to/1g3kjFP. . . . Speaking of cheesy and cakey, Kim Kardashian has again destroyed the world with new bikini photos, revealing everything and then some. . . . Talk about confidence! HBO has renewed Game of Thrones for both Seasons 5 and 6!