'Aquamarine' a mermaid tale that comes out all wet

What do you say about a fish tale that tanks?Fleeing an arranged marriage, Aquamarine, teen rebel mermaid, is beached during a Florida storm. She becomes the pet of unfabulous 13-year-olds who enlist her as a proxy in their war with 16-year-old mean girls over the attentions of a dorky-but-cute lifeguard.