Caption Contest: Eagles offseason hell

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The NFL offseason is here, and it's shaping up to be brutal one for Philadelphia sports fans. Between the tanking Sixers, lackluster Flyers or guaranteed to be terrible Phillies, do you think Eagles fans will survive until next season rolls around?

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.

Check out previous winners here.