Which whiz it?
Let’s put your skills to the test.
We all know cheesesteaks are best enjoyed at 2 a.m., which is why recognizing your favorite shop while blurry eyed (i.e. drunk) is an incredibly important skill for any respectable Philadelphian. So, let’s put those skills to the test.
We’ve taken 10 signs of local cheesesteak joints, as illustrated by Hawk Krall for our cheesesteak bracket, and put them behind beer goggles (a slight blur). Good luck wit it.
Question 1 of 10
What cheesesteak joint is this?
- Joe’s Steaks
- Gooey Looie’s
- Sonny’s Famous Steaks
- Dalessandro’s
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It’s Dalessandro’s! What gave it away?
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Question 2 of 10
- Geno’s Steaks
- Pat’s King of Steaks
- Angelo’s Pizzeria
- Steve’s Prince of Steaks
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Rumor has it that you can see the glowing Geno’s sign from space.
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Question 3 of 10
- Tony and Nick’s
- Cleavers
- Campo’s
- Steve’s Prince of Steaks
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Steve’s is the prince of steaks, Pat’s is the king. Sounds like it’s about time for a queen, hun.
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Question 4 of 10
- Jim’s South St
- John’s Roast Pork
- Max’s Steaks
- Gooey Looie’s
Question 5 of 10
- Angelo’s Pizzeria
- Pat’s King of Steaks
- Philip’s Steaks
- John’s Roast Pork
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This little piggy’s got more to offer than just roast pork sandwiches.
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Question 6 of 10
- Angelo’s Pizzeria
- Pat’s King of Steaks
- Tony and Nick’s
- Campo’s
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Hey, it’s the winner of last year’s hoagie bracket!
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Question 7 of 10
- Jim’s South St
- Ishkabibble’s
- Gooey Looie’s
- Geno’s Steaks
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If you’re on South Street anyway, might as well have Ishkabibble’s for dinner and some Jim’s for dessert.
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Question 8 of 10
- Tony and Nick’s
- Jim’s South St
- Sonny’s Famous Steaks
- Gooey Looie’s
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Strap on dem golden slippers and strut on over to Gooey Looie’s, right off Two Street.
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Question 9 of 10
- Jim’s South St
- Sonny’s Famous Steaks
- Philip’s Steaks
- Tony and Nick’s
Question 10 of 10
- Cleavers
- Joe’s Steaks
- Campo’s
- Philip’s Steaks
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Nothing like a whiz wit from Joe’s after a night out in Fishtown.
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The average reader scored XX out of 10
Wow. I bet you put marinara on your cheesesteak, huh?
Not bad, but could be better. Are you even from Philly?
Respectable. We should live up to the rudest city reputation and roast you now, but we’ll let this one pass.
Nice! Permission to brag to your friends: granted.
As perfect as that first bite of cheesy, melty goodness. Great job!
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